MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING.
your bird is an asshole
Acquiring the Soulstone
We will never be slaves.
But we will be conquerors.
And finished. T’saij the Stormcrow, not nearly as serious as he looks like but still, my pirate captain.
Thank you everyone who came to watch my stream. <333
*omnomnoms the picture all over* <333333333
- “If you ever find someone who is terrified of losing you, keep them.”— They love you like no one else (via terriblethoughtsx)
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
when I see lbs I don’t say pounds in my head I say libs
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT...
- me:whats your opinion on tamponslittle brother:they're little fuzzy sticks on stringsme:then you are ultimately more mature than most boyslittle brother:why... ...
getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses
when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it